Alright, Cupid

A collection of messages I have received on dating sites

Now that’s a good username to get the ladies…

Yes it would genius. 
Ugh

Ugh

You learn something new every day!
How do you refer someone to a psych ward?
If at first you don’t succeed, do the same exact thing again.
Will it ever stop?!?!
Sorry, I like about 20 people a day for blog purposes. 
Never gets old.