Alright, Cupid

A collection of messages I have received on dating sites

Almost had a heart attack and then I realized this is someone I know
Maybe this blog is even funnier because I have a wonderful boyfriend. That’s us up there being beautiful. I’m not even trying on OkCupid, my profile just sort of sits there. I probably only get messages at all because I’m using 1+ year old pictures and I’m not that pretty anymore.

Maybe this blog is even funnier because I have a wonderful boyfriend. That’s us up there being beautiful. I’m not even trying on OkCupid, my profile just sort of sits there. I probably only get messages at all because I’m using 1+ year old pictures and I’m not that pretty anymore.

OMG. 100 unread posts. F yeah. 

OMG. 100 unread posts. F yeah. 

Yes, send me money
Downgraded from an ‘amazing girl’ to a ‘pretty sweet girl’, ouch.
Is it me you’re looking for?
I’m not getting any funny messages lately, people are actually being sincere

I’m not getting any funny messages lately, people are actually being sincere

Effort
Probably because you are a legitimate stranger
This made me laugh sincerely. What does that say about me?