Alright, Cupid

A collection of messages I have received on dating sites

Wish I could say the same about the normal person thing. 3 messages in 1 minute….
This is the first message you’ve sent me, there is no ‘by the way’. 
So you HOPE that someone out of your league doesn’t like you?
I bet none of these are funny

I bet none of these are funny

Me being a bitch

He’s trying to eat a cat in his profile picture
OKC asks the tough questions

OKC asks the tough questions

I’m only liking things to get more followers.

Dear Tumblr,

Thank you for recommending blogs with the same premise as mine that are all doing much better than mine is. 

#lowselfesteem #iwasdoingsowell